11-28-2008
Friday, November 28th, 2008Friday:
Buy Nothing Day
You’re Welcomegiving Day
Make Your Own Head Day - This is a crafty day. It is very popular in grade schools, and art classes. In class, you can make your own head. Any medium will do. You can use clay, paper mache, draw or sketch your head. Macaroni..left over turkey and mashed potatoes..shopping recipts. You can make a picture with paint, charcoal, or crayon. Be creative and add a hat to your head.
Red Planet Day
Letter Writing Day
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Here’s some leftovers!
-Experts warn that if you normally don’t feed poultry to your dog (or cat), Thanksgiving Day is not the time to start, no matter how cutely he begs. Turkey meat can cause abdominal pain to pets not accustomed to eating such a dish, and most veterinarians will be closed for the holiday.
-A can of whole-berry cranberry sauce contains about 99 cranberries.
-The average person in the U.S. will eat 17 pounds of turkey this year; the average Canadian will eat 9 pounds.
-Because the wild turkey is quick to defend itself and fight against all predators, Ben Franklin wanted it, rather than the bald eagle, to be the symbol of the United States.
-THE TWELVE DAYS OF THANKSGIVING …..
- On the First Day …..We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings.
- On the Second Day ….. We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls.
- On the Third Day ….. We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies.
- On the Fourth Day ….. We thank the pilgrims for not serving bison that first time, or we’d be celebrating Thanksgiving until April.
- On the Fifth Day ….. We gobble up cubed bird casserole and pray for a glimpse of a naked turkey carcass.
- On the Sixth Day ….. We show gratitude (sort of) to the creative cook who slings cashews at the turkey and calls it Oriental.
- On the Seventh Day ….. We forgive our forefathers and pass the turkey-nugget pizza.
- On the Eighth Day ….. The word ”vegetarian” keeps popping into our heads.
- On the Ninth Day ….. We check our hair to make sure we’re not beginning to sprout feathers.
- On the Tenth Day …..We hope that the wing meat kabobs catch fire under the broiler.
- On the Eleventh Day ….. We smile over the creamed gizzard because the thigh bones are in sight.
- On the Twelfth Day …..We apologize for running out of turkey leftovers and everybody says AMEN!
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Plan to hit the stores on Black Friday? Then take heed of some parking lot intel, from AAA, to be sure that’s all you hit! Where are you most likely to get into a car accident? Would you believe in a mall parking lot? Parking lots are like the mosh pit of driving. People seem to do whatever they can get away with. Blatantly break the speed limit? Take up two spaces? Ignore the lane markings altogether, and blaze a trail across the empty parking lot? In fact, according to AAA, on a per-mile basis, drivers have more fender benders in parking lots than anywhere else. So, here’s how to handle the parking lot madness, and protect yourself and your car:
First, parking-design expert Marty Worden says that angled spaces along one-way aisles are the safest parking spaces. You have traffic coming at you from only one direction, and you have better sight lines when you’re backing out.
Next, take advantage of the barrier islands. The cement curbs between the rows that keep motorists from cutting across the empty lot. Don’t park in the end space along a barrier island unless there’s an end cap. Otherwise, you’re vulnerable to moving traffic from the side and from the rear.
People prefer to park near a mall’s main entrance, or the biggest stores. Which means, the faraway fringe parking spaces are usually empty. So, stick to the fringe, where spaces are plentiful, traffic is light, and the risk of collision is minimal.
Finally, pay attention when you get out of your car. Listen for the sound of cars starting up, and watch for the flash of backup lights so you’re not surprised when someone pulls out. Stick to the pedestrian marked paths. Just because the fastest way to get where you’re going is to cut through six aisles of parked cars, doesn’t mean it’s the safest way to go.
Thanks to John Tesh for this information.
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You’ve probably heard of Black Friday . . . which is the day after Thanksgiving, and one of the biggest shopping days of the year.
And there is Cyber Monday, the first Monday after Thanksgiving . . . and it refers to employees who plan to do their holiday shopping online while they’re at work.
Overall, 29% of workers say they plan to shop online while on the job.
Of those people, 43% say they’ll spend more than ONE hour shopping online, 23% will spend more than TWO hours shopping online . . . and 13% will spend more than THREE hours shopping online while at work.
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You know the saying: you’re only as old as you feel. Turns out there may be more to that cliche than meets the eye: researchers at California’s Buck Institute for Age think they’ve found a way to determine a person’s “real age” by looking at DNA clues called biomarkers. Which would go a long way to helping explain why some people seem to grow old before their time, and some octogenarians seem as healthy as 60-year-olds.
Success could give science a hard-and-fast way to verify the effectiveness of anti-aging therapies, which hasn’t yet been possible, and to scare the crap out of 30-year-olds by telling them they have the body of a 50-year-old, and so on. I suspect that in the end, the research will verify what we already know to be true: those who eat right and exercise live longer than those who don’t. The full article is here.
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Now that all 50 states have released thier quarters, check out the website for the best and worst quarter designs.
Worst - Idaho with Pennsylvania second!
Best - Alaska - you can see russia on their quarter!
New York didn’t make either list
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